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royai-sexual:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.

Whenever I listen to I Can’t Stop by Flux Pavillion I imagine myself in my dream car (a 1986 BMW M3) and it’s driving at like 200 km/h on a highway and then at the bass drop these rocket thrusters on the front bumper fire up and bring me to a full stop in 2 seconds

The new record for how much action I’ve gotten in my life is now set at “being called darlin by a Sodexo room cleaner”

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.