DJ Kahled is probably one of those non-black people who uses AAVE and dresses like his black co-artists. He just looks like he wants to be black so badly

womanhouse:

vacancyprojects:

Kanye West going crazy to A-ha’s “Take On Me”

I just watched this 15 times

(Source: davidcho)

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

Abusive drinking culture is when a cure for a hangover is more desirable than setting a limit for how much to drink so you don’t get one

XCOM Enemy Unknown was on sale for EIGHT DOLLARS as part of Steam’s Free Weekend Weekend sale so of course I got it

I’m so certain that the makers of this game are all taking MDMA

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?